ugh im free...for now

whoohoo! so as of today all of my crazy stressing is finally over. life is good. the six weeks is over and i still dont have to take any finals yet. i got all my crap turned in for school. i got my essays done for my application to texas a&m and ive already mailed them all my stuff so i am finally all done with that. health is over so i never have to go to that dumb dumb dumby dumb dumb class again with those people. i now get to end my day with lab which is a very good way to end the day. i was kind bored when i got home. maybe ill get a job. maybe one at albertsons. i like albertsons, its close to home, and i dont know of anyone who works there. geez louise this year is going by uber quickly. nothing too terribly exciting im afraid. oo we read othello in class and i was cassio and roderigo because we didnt have enough people and i got to kill myself. speaking of othello, i think im going to start calling people chuck, because its hilarious.

i think my head is bloated...

ahhh theres so many freaking things to do in like sooo little time! i need to get all my college crap done and this and that. midyear is sneaking up on me! bleh i still need to write my christmas list to santa. i need to do homework and study and knit and clean and manage my time wisely. i really do think im incapable of efficiently managing my time. i find too many other fun pointless things to do. grawr, the pioneers didnt have this problem. they were simple folk without all this technology mess and they turned out just fine. ugh, im just like a puppy. ill be doing something and then oooo something that looks fun! let me waste my time on that until i get bored and move on to something else equally as fun and timewasting! and now ive got this whole other thing ive just started really working on, and im spending all my time on that! i just have so many ideas and stuff and it gets all jumbled up inside my head. i need to split into like 5 different people. i would surely get everything done and be able to lay out all my thoughts in front of me and get those all in order. hm, on second thought, im not quite sure the world could handle 5 chelseas. it would certainly be interesting/supa fun. bleh, whine whine whine complain complain pout pout pout pout. i think thats all :)

oh, how we take pants for granted...

ok, so this weekend i had afew interesting experiences. ok, so this is how it all started. saturday i went to church and wore like this dress with mah turtleneck and leggings. so i wore that for the rest of the day and then i went to sleep still dressed like that because i figured it would be cold and the clothes were warm. well i went to sleep and it wasnt cold. i was actually very very very warm. so i take my socks off, and then the little overdress thing, and so on and so forth until im in just my leggings and i had to go get a short sleeved shirt. so mary wakes me up the next morning at like 1130 because we had to go to my grandmas house for lunch like we do every sunday. so yeah i get up and dont even change. i figure, eh, its nonnas house, like she'll care. please keep in mind im just wearing these leggings that like cling to the skin and a short sleeve shirt that is about three sizes too big. oh, and its all black. the only thing nonblack on my person was my seafoamgreen little mermaid hat. so yeah, i look pretty crackified. so we go to nonnas house and we eat and i start bugging mary and she was looking at catalogs for stores and stuff like for christmas and nonna is all like (insert east texas accent) oh mary! if you see something you like we can go and get it right now! i need stuff for you for christmas! (insert whiny, mocking impersonation of mary voice) oh, ok nonna that sounds good lets go right now so i can show you what i want! (ok, return to how you regularly read stuff now) so i start thinking psh, theres no way that im going! im tired and wanna go home and sleep and be lazy and disgrace the pioneers! they cant make me go. ill find a way out of this! so yeah, i use like every excuse i can think of like "oh im tired" and "nonna, i dont need anything" and "gee, but im not even wearing pants," but nothing worked! so somehow she drags me and mary to best buy. please remember how im all pantsless and in public now, and not just public, but like public where christmas gifts can and are being purchased like crazy. so yeah, we dont even go in yet and i already see my 7th and 8th grade teacher. lovely. we go in and they lose me, so i go to the games and find one and then wander aimlessly around bestbuy pantsless. im in all black, no pants, just leggings and a huuuge shirt, and a little mermaid hat. im getting strange looks and points from all directions. so i finally find them. mary makes fun of me nonstop and is talking very loudly about my pantless state and she starts laughing and accusing me of being on crack. very very loudly. i almost get mad, but then realize that people were probably thinking that already. so we finally check out and go to leave, but i guess our purchases made the door burglar things beep like crazy, but apparently they had been doing that all day so it was no big deal. we could have just kept walking, but nonna doesnt understand and just stands in the doorway so that the beeping just continues. so theirs loud continuous beeping that directions everyone in best buy's attention over to us. brilliant. we finally leave and mary is all like haha chelsea did you steal something? youre in all black and look like you could be a robber on crack. and i was like mary, if i wouldve stolen something they wouldve been able to see it. i have no room to be storing extra cargo. so then we go home and mom send me all around town doing random chores. you would think that i would be smart enough to put on pants after i got home or at least sometime while running errands, but i guess im not, because i continued to go around town still in the same attire. and the strange looks continued. it really made me miss pants. well, i guess thats it. thanks for reading and may this story make you really appreciate your pants. thats it. :)

long time no blog

well, indeedy it has been quite a while since my last blog, but you know ive been all busy with school and homework and making excuses. well alot has happened since my last one, but i really dont feel like thinking back and recaping. idk, if theres something important i may just throw it in later.
anyway, i happy to say that today was a pretty good chelsea day. i went to be in the senior picture thingy and i was like one of the only people not in jeans, but thats ok. alot of people told me i looked cute :). i also got alot of compliments on my bouquet i made out of paper cranes and flowers i made for mrs brouhard. after school i went to sale street baptist for the funeral and brought my flowers with me to give to her. mr sickmann was there, and he now knows that im the crane maker, but it was worth it to see how they made mrs brouhard smile. plus mr sickmann told me that someone told him already anyway. i wanna know who told him! well anyway i wasnt planning on staying but im really glad i did. i got to see and meet a bunch of cool teachers. they were all telling me how much they like my red lipstick and how it looks very nice with my skin and eyes and how they think its awesome that im not afraid to stand out. it made me smile inside. mrs brouhard gave an amazing eulogy that made everyone laugh and really made us feel like we knew him really well. i was happy that mrs brouhard really looked like she was dealing with this very well.
after the funeral i went to winterguard tryouts where i decided that there was no point in actually trying out because calderon and rogers arent gonna let me be in it anyway, so i just volunteered to be the manager. i had so much fun in those two hours! i got to be ridiculous and hang out with my girls and make people laugh and flag it up and dance. i really missed all that stuff. i missed being with them and i had forgotten what it felt like to make people laugh. they really take their being able to be in guard for granted. this past semester has just been so completely and totally different than any other. i mean thats not exactly a horrible thing, but i have felt like a big part of me had been missing. anyway im just happy to be a part of guard again, even if i do just have to settle for manager. ha and im probably gonna have to fight to even be manager thanks to the calderonrogers factor. whatever, i can beat them.
allinall it was a pretty splendid day! i feel like ive danced like 15 pounds off. i danced a whole lot. i figured out that i really really like dancing and that im that bad for a n00b. well im off to read hamlet.
mi aerodeslizador esta lleno de anguilas.

ike i like, but my family...not so much

so far this hurricane vacation has been pretty awesome. wednesday night me and rebecca swan were bored and were just like hay lets get together tomorrow and plan a fiesta for ike! and like we actually did. it was pretty darn fun. we played some amazing cdb (croatian driveway ball) where the girls won. hm, we need mustached people to play with us. but yeah so the fiesta was way awesome and we didnt have a camera to take pictures and stuff, so i just like drew pretty much everything that happened and now my hand hurts. so yeah, like now pappy and mom are like going psycho trying to get the house ready for ike, and when i say psycho, i mean it. i mean i can understand moving stuff away from windows and cleaning out closets in case we need to like shelter ourselves, but theyre like rewashing clean blankets and trying to clean spots out of our carpet and taking everything out of our fridge. plus they keep bothering me. like ill be clearly busy and mom will be like oh, go find my glasses and bring them to me or oh, put those drinks in the cooler when pappy is definitely already doing that. and ill be on the computer with my headphones on and theyll be having a conversation with me and you know i wont hear because im listening to music, and they get mad and start yelling at me. bleh, on the positive side, ike is very lovely! i just went outside with johnjohn and its so cool! like its windy, but not like ahh hold on to a tree so you dont get blown away windy. its like gusty and the trees are moving and its dark and just awesome. like i wanna go outside and start singing phantom of the opera songs. :) ike is rather cool fellow. i will certainly have to draw about him later!

a real blog, hm

okie dokie, well this is my first ever post thingy on a real blog thing. like ive posted stuff on myspace and there was that one time on facebook, but this is the first time ive ever actually bothered to blog on a real blog. i know, exciting stuff right!
ok, so anyway today is the first day that i actually get to sleep in my own bed since like...saturday i believe. WHOOHOO! my hurricane getaway was lovely. we went to the woodlands and i pretty much slept the entire time. oh, but i did get to watch greek and its quite addicting!
ok, so while i was at pappys house i got like really really bored and as we all know, my best ideas occur when im really really bored. so ok, a while back i figured out that in camp rock 2 mitchie (demi levato...or however you spell it) is going to confess to them all thats she really a man. so today i was sitting around like hm, what would her final jam song be? and then it came to me! so here are the lyrics, sing them to the original tune of "this is me" and trust me, some of the lines may seem off, but it works if you sing it the right way :)! enjoy

camp rock 2 "this is me" part 2
{mitchie}
ive always been the kind of girl that hid beneath a lie
so afraid to tell the world that im really a guy
but i have this dream to keep it all inside of me
but now ive kissed joe, so its time, to let you know, and confess to joe,
this real im a man
not exactly what any of you planned
not gonna fight it,
too young for surgery,
now you know that im a male
i can no longer hold it in
no more hiding my y chromosome
im a man.
do you know what its like, to dress up like a ho
to dream about a life, where im perfect for joe
even though it seems, like joes not even gay
i have to believe, in myself, and he'll be ok
this real im a man
not exactly what any of you planned
not gonna fight it,
too young for surgery,
now you know that im a male
i can no longer hold it in
no more hiding my y chromosome
im a man.
{shane}
your ugly voice it really hurts my head,
you have no business singing,
i gotta hide from you,
i gotta hide from you,youre missing a piece of brain
youll get no sympathy from me
dont try to find me
please dont come find me
{mitchie}
but this is real, im a man
not exactly what any of us planned
this isnt right, shouldve come clean
now you found, who i am,
its just useless to pretend
nothing here is changed by my small lie,
except im a guy.

brought to you by chelsea's boredom :)